there to speed the journey each of you
will tell two stories on the way to
Canterbury and an alto on the way back
this is how did they begin configure all
kick us off with a story yes I was at
Best Buy from Denmark to edium tonight
draw if you will but I was both Ivan all
you so there's nothing you don't like it
why don't you boil your buck you'll tell
the next all right we've got to get the
Canterbury Canterbury shrine of the
martyr upon come on let's get on with
our stories
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yeah
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they come from every part of England to
seek out the revered martyr Thomas
Becket softly to raise Emily thank him
for his sucker in times of need the
fitment
to enjoy themselves your London good
kind son Squire Curtis unassuming always
at your service
it's the sea captain he's in agony with
his molars so you married men use manly
muscles you make wise meek and have
their lonely comments there would be
news to announce you know why do you men
always let this money to along and go
and look away that he shall among this
well you lot you're the way I love mine
away he's a master carpenter and steward
of a big estate there isn't a plough boy
or swaiiowed or fiddles he doesn't know
he moans and complains but it's always a
husband that sells out for the white
rolls ladies too much of the day's
already gone I say brother in the
cathedral we prayed at the shrine okay
yeah we got to get old to London Oh Oh
time now kindly normal your virgin blood
tell us something about absolute you're
simply happened to give me if it's not
into her best tale you possibly a little
hard you rules all the Mongolia was
brave and wise beyond equal his name was
canvas car
he had two sons the fighting arms of the
empire but his jewel was a daughter
princess Tennessee Oh her beauty
I haven't the world still it was a
commes birthday and everyone was
gathered for the feast event know where
the emperor of all india and era be my
lord and protector greets you on this
day and gift to you a stallion of brass
but in the space of a single natural day
will transport you anywhere on the globe
turn this pin and he will vanish out of
sight for lady Kenna see the rings are
wearing it there's the bird flying in
the heavens with language she won't
understand I saw as the power to cleave
through any armor and no man bloody
pirate will ever see the wound heal
until ah
magnificent wine by tis you dick the
revelry continued all night well beyond
my humble folk and this strange crimson
night he was chosen to dance with
princess can I see achieved bad him
adieu long before the night's end a
sensible with intent to sew the morning
mist was still thick on the ground when
she woke her handmaidens to join her on
a walk across the path listens crying
resounded through the trees but there
was she and then Tennessee understood on
her thumb she now wore the ring with the
power a bird's language
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it was a peregrine falcon and soon she
learned her sad story there was a gray
feather Hawk he flew the same skies of
me
we gave him my love it's war our love
was true except he was a deceiver a
two-face a red Kestrel crossed his path
and in an instant he with in love with
her I would clean forgotten
now that Kestrel possesses my lover and
I am without hope or cure while canna
see carried the Falcon back to her rooms
the others were only just waiting up
algis if I've been too busy drinking to
learn how to ride the brass horse so
when now I understand this was always
your intention I would have instructed
him areolar huh I will go in search of
him and leave the kingdom without both
its generals I have no choice then you
must take this they will protect you
Altus if travels twice ten thousand
miles for forty man to control the brass
traveling somewhere over the Indian
Ocean
he made landfall in an island palace he
was overcome with the beauty of this
woman she could only be a critic I mean
no harm
please you're safe and who are you I am
Prince Albert II son of canvas karnov
will tell me your name you're doing
bring him here I shall return see ya
Theodore
the Crimson Knight thought audience with
the great car I beg to ask for the hand
of your daughter in marriage I believe
she also maybe once now I know I will
never find a man worthy of trust first
you take my son's from me
render our city defenseless now you
attempt to steal my daughter here ah she
loved him but the Falcon story had
hardened her heart against all men
prince campbellot spent many months
searching for his brother across all the
lands of the east a principle and still
there was no work my brother no trace of
him the son of canvas and then a
mysterious horse woman crossed his path
and in an instant it was in love with
her he forgot the quest for his brother
the barbarian threat massing to attack
his city
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we have no I will fight landlord I can
save the city crown me king and I can
call on all the armies of India and RV
pick the invincible sword take my
kingdom
any man who attacks this city my city
Christy Ganga baby are in a city
crawling with spies the Crimson Knights
could not even tell can I see the truth
he was only posing as its new ruler to
force the enemy into retreat how can I
prove to you that my love is real do not
hunt
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campbellot was entranced by love of the
skinny but she was a sorceress ensnaring
any man who crossed her path yeah she
does not love you she trapped us all
this way escape while you are thanks to
doing
he had the warning the transpiration
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Theodorus father had wasted no time
arranging for her to marry the king of
China to delay the marriage he had or
feigned madness
the Sultan summoned any and all
physician
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I'll get acquired yourself quiet but you
have calmed her keep well back the Cure
is incomplete
of course god no
come to me now ciao those brothers raced
towards campbellot guided by the
hopeless satan but they found the
crimson night flag now serve the city
they demanded to fight to redeem Nana a
gossip had forgotten invincible for the
brothers were near stir until
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I see if this kingdom only to protect it
my subterfuge needed to be total now it
is yours again Tennessee now knew he was
truly worthy of hollow Cambus decreed
that there should be a better and bigger
feast suffice to say that there were
three weddings alga sister Theodora
canna C to the Crimson Knight who took
the name of campbellot in honor of his
new runner ages three today even the
birds were reunited he's hid in the
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energy dam oh it happens the bells on
your bridle I'd be dropping with you
should be more polite to man in your
position a lawyer the busiest man alive
though maybe he always seems just a bit
busier than in 2000 Gus
take note which we had so long the hope
of partaking of your company rewrite at
its heaviness moaning tell my master he
loves to check no I mean your master
looks a bit of a shock like I'll bet you
can tell a story or to write clever care
via Eno so much shield is ground for
mere backtick and ibly he could turn it
all in a silver gold no swear what do
you really isn't this astounding a
servant of the church who care so little
about how he looks all we gotta do is
set it all up seek widows you get
islands are an area nothing along double
their money you are revealing lust which
I'll never more be reveal oh yeah sick
I'm sick ups we're with you seven years
lurking in alleys and I'm now nearer the
Philosopher's Stone and I was a night do
you you belong to me before all these
people we're gonna wear something now
boys
oh I don't understand it
why is your face such a funny color I'm
the one who works a bellows at the start
we slide it all orpiment fur bones I'm
filing planning to the finest dust and
be stars ground on a slab of pole furry
oh yeah Armenian clay Verde clean
slimy laundry they're from an old sir
all from a man Cao Lu beef I bought him
and an old school arsenic Sal ammoniac
and please sir are we all smell apprecia
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everyone's got his size out the fire it
was too long and thin it was the blowin
we perpetrated a you Latorre error
but we had to go on with our experiments
no I mean so there's this priest a
scholar saying measures for the dead
who else is my boss gonna weigh on
you've always been so kind to be so kind
I must return the service I could always
if you wanted show you the secrets of my
alchemy would you this place yes now I
do is dealing with we must send out for
Quicksilver
there are but slender fuel to whom I
would reveal the secrets from my
philosophy is i shall now mortify this
Quicksilver and render it under finest
silver this powder here this is the key
to my ultimately poor it was charcoal
class or some cheap products
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my alchemy has transmuted ordinary metal
into silver incredible
this is bleeding genius genius
I want them oh I know a swinger Yuval
road was happy slave now who's Kirby
Sally - I teach me the secret use this
stick why don't you carefully now
examine gold
what will this powder cost me tell me
there's only myself and a friar no
recipe forty pound a gold coin and it's
your son done come on
it's an all-out stick in it one ounce of
gold filings in the end cookies not that
we wax their wax melts as you love me
you must always keep this quiet envy it
will be the death of me so now the
priest said to bury don't experiment it
was never gonna work no army that
alchemy always sends them do loud attack
the greatest scholars are always our
wisest I'm saying not much Latin down my
gullet boo
and as I scream you're the legend
scholar come on don't be shy
in an eternal Oxford student he's given
over his life to logic chopping he
hasn't managed to find Holy Office he
couldn't find it with um he's like a
newlywed verge in the morning after
I bow to you also failure governor um in
Italy downloading tele Monte Vista man
alive Adele's lives of as well as a
woman with one exception
oh yeah and we all know where fries no
longer devil mama
wrong downward you'll get it settled in
another I know a great to worry about
that this girl called Allison she's got
these you know I must do it nicely
I want to live in heaven here you monkey
developer not all MLM of you know Tintin
it turns anger and sickness to happiness
and laugh the day you're born that turns
the top of you know Farrell lets it run
mines on here you story them I feel is
it going to be most unattractive is it
my fault I never slept in the Acropolis
never a Julius see here o Deptford
almost home get a move on this is just a
little story about an Oxford scholar a
nice lad nice Nicholas a poor student of
astrology he could work at future things
that was still going to happen and he
lost with Allison she's really and that
mouth oh this is a restless one trapped
in a marriage to a rich old carpenter
she's lively and lusty a nice Clausura
I'll get it he's only doing this cause
I'm a cop he's after me
steady on oh don't mean she's like your
wife I can even things up if I wanted a
dog valve tell everyone about a Miller's
what age would be scanned born in Moscow
pizza you tell us yours are Trumpington
not far from Cambridge
there was a miller doc up jumpin he was
a thief skimming off the best of your
Cointreau Thomas his worthless justice
back Hill is a great College of payments
saw a hole and savings room they're weak
and stole plenty of it so two young
scholars they bet it is still not not
with them watching every move we've come
to grain similar what do you do while
I'm at it I've never seen a hopper wagon
like yours then I'll be by the trough
what it spurred but no cop simpkin he
knew their gaming in using great
scholars on all whatever some all the
students wanted to catch him the more he
wanted to treat that Whitley free shouts
Johnny's knockout after that then take
yourself a while now soak in the mirror
didn't say a word
him and the wife just jokin charged it
to all the college horn thrills
they are Dorner to simply we shave a
nerve or someone special not stupid
students northern help horses gone
we're bridging the Fed with the mild is
role why did you put him in the pod
round your clothing Laura be a fine
Miller if I couldn't put one over on
proof learners Oh
very amusing I must say very drow and
see a splinter in my eye
not a plant in his own now we're gonna
talk into turn into a preacher Thank You
Satan thank you very much the slammer
man's wife London my Allison she's
always in George going down on her knees
that's where she meets jolly Absalom the
Parish clerk he's a young dancing thing
he plays the fiddle single pie and now
just have to do is here but it's the
parish wives ease after he's quite gone
for the carpets as well that's mercy
mercy loser with poems and honey and me
and oven hot cakes
where is all his wooing getting yeah by
far away ray doesn't stand a chance
against your nearby guy will perish yeah
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I'd be some student if I couldn't pull
one over on a chippy oh if we can just
locked himself in his room for days the
old carpenter with rod worried it's that
astronaut anonyme of his man shouldn't
look into God's private land so soon
watch that I've been observing the moon
look at this monday nigh coming a hard
rain's going to fall twice the size of
noah's blood right right the whole world
will be gone my little allison yv to
follow my instructions and i'll save us
oh yeah anything you say yeah we need
three big drops why do you want to
slander an honest cop there's a person
is right so I'm drunk
hangman all the mirrors hug you know
this as well as I do four so this master
carpenter don't blame me you don't want
to hear it don't start storytelling
competition thank you right where were
they they finally caught the horse ride
by wet and muddy they'd sink in their
last ground roasted goose to make up a
bed full of an Israel then they said
don't see it all add more than enough to
drink we'll Cohen's been stolen omits of
course it is John man there's a law that
says if a man's done down one way he'll
get it back in and move it
this is all think about nothing but an
object Moses yoga breeding Nick tell the
carpenter he needed to hang three crops
up in the Attic when the rains came they
could act their way out and float up but
what we filled in the trucks and working
flat out all day the old man will strike
the sleep first snore and the lower the
down the stairs no questions are Absalon
I've seen a karmic there all day reckons
the coasties world lair
Alison my honey sweet cinnamon awake my
love it you're it Chris Atkins ah last
to have always suffers just one kiss
then we set up for sure my he loveliness
you never know after this there may be
more oh okay women don't
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these people don't listen anonymous
Robert Royston sucked up nice and bad
when Alan tells everyone they'll see a
man on Siva
he's up a low in the cradle from the end
of Simpkins bath to the end of this when
city is what comes back in on the
students bed is three years or four so
we all are bad enough you say absolutely
right naughty ones reveille right she
comes straight over to the blacksmith's
born oh no you don't the other scoop
from the miller's daughter had been at
it all nice forever move wherever our
wind I'll be nice faithful scholar
before you went just behind the back
door you'll find a cross with your
stolen corn
trying to find his own mannequin ain't
no Simpkins bed but the baby's cradle at
the end he found it let's it in Dillon
started telling his friend exactly we'll
talk again
shut your ugly Locker said Absalom
orator not much larger from this meeting
why are chemicals and its use
right-click and equities turn the big
party sweet I cannot feel your eyes
disgusting
mine's good off Roger Miller worthless
dodo
that one's interesting absolutely
himself up and flat in dead center form
oh you're suitable him helper water walk
with it the old man here's the showers
flood nose flower read it here boyfriend
he's ahead with a husband so it must be
the students right here children
no no that job is is what I call a
plunger when I was react how will you
boy or you can hold come on up - I will
die here I am walking on you don't be
angry with me - The Canterbury Tales
compiled by Geoffrey Chaucer on who so
Jesus Christ have mercy
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mm-hmm
hmm
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